An utterly impossible card location inspired by Paul's classic Absolute Zero. This variation uses any borrowed, shuffled deck. The audience shuffles, cuts into three piles, selects any pile, shuffles it, shuffles a second, drops it onto another pile, remembers the top car then shuffles the last pile and drops it onto his card - all while the performer looks away. The deck is then cut! Despite all of this, you can quickly find the chosen card, even while blindfolded!