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G I Jane and Major Pain script for 2 actresses

G I Jane and Major Pain is a short script for 2 actresses by D. M. Larson

PREVIEW:

(JANE wears a soldier’s uniform and is packing things into a duffle bag. PENNY, a younger sister, watches her from behind something. JANE smiles and holds up her phone like a walkie-talkie)

JANE: This is Corporal Jones contacting command. I’m detecting an unknown entity in my perimeter.

PENNY: It’s just me, Jane.

JANE: I can never be too careful.

PENNY: What’s a corple?

JANE: Corporal. Two stripes.

(JANE points to the two stripes on her arm)

PENNY: Does that mean you’re in charge?

JANE: Not really.

PENNY: So who’s in charge?

JANE: Lots of people. Sergeants, lieutenants…

PENNY: Captains?

JANE: Yes, ma’am. And majors.

PENNY: I’m a major.

JANE: Really? I didn’t know that.

PENNY: Yup. The army called me and made me a major.

JANE: So that’s how you become a major? I always wondered how that happened.

PENNY: I’m your boss now and you have to do everything I say.

(JANE stands at attention and salutes)

JANE: Yes, ma’am.

(PENNY tries to look tough and tall. She salutes back).

PENNY: I order you to get me a juice.

JANE: Yes, ma’am.

(JANE rushes off and brings back a juice box)

PENNY: And an apple.

JANE: Ma’am, yes, ma’am.

(JANE rushes out and gets an apple)

PENNY: Now drop and give me a 1,000.

JANE: A 1,000?

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