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Corporal Wayne and Major Pain short script for 2 actors

Corporal Wayne and Major Pain short script for 2 actors

PREVIEW:

(WAYNE wears a soldier’s uniform and is packing things into a duffle bag. NICK, a younger brother, watches him from behind something. WAYNE smiles and holds up his phone like a walkie-talkie)

WAYNE: This is Corporal Jones contacting command. I’m detecting an unknown entity in my perimeter.

NICK: It’s just me, Wayne.

WAYNE: I can never be too careful.

NICK: What’s a corple?

WAYNE: Corporal. Two stripes.

(WAYNE points to the two stripes on his arm)

NICK: Does that mean you’re in charge?

WAYNE: Not really.

NICK: So who’s in charge?

WAYNE: Lots of people. Sergeants, lieutenants…

NICK: Captains?

WAYNE: Yes, sir. And majors.

NICK: I’m a major.

WAYNE: Really? I didn’t know that.

NICK: Yup. The army called me and made me a major.

WAYNE: So that’s how you become a major? I always wondered how that happened.

NICK: I’m your boss now and you have to do everything I say.

(WAYNE stands at attention and salutes)

WAYNE: Yes, sir.

(NICK tries to look tough and tall. He salutes back).

NICK: I order you to get me a juice.

WAYNE: Yes, sir.

(WAYNE rushes off and brings back a juice box)

NICK: And an apple.

WAYNE: Sir, yes, sir.

(WAYNE rushes out and gets an apple)

NICK: Now drop and give me a 1,000.

WAYNE: A 1,000?

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